A Frustrating Time to be Alive: Conspiracies about COVID-19

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What a frustrating time to be alive!

Kumbaya

Just look at war; countries change alliances and battle each other over almost nothing on a regular basis. Now they’re all singing Kumbaya?

Mass Compliance Among the Hyper-Intelligent

Have you ever tried to keep a secret amongst a large group of people? Failure. Every. Time. Now imagine doing that with millions of people across borders.

What about all of those doctors that agree “something is going on”? Why were millions of doctors sent secret information to back the greatest hoax in human history but a bunch of randoms like the witch doctor were left out?

Humanity Over Votes

Worldwide X’s & O’s

That right there is next to impossible.

Excess Mortality Rate

COVID-19 has killed the rich, the poor, the elite, the homeless, and knows no boundaries. So, there’s something else going on and the entire world’s medical community is just ignoring it. Yeah, that sounds plausible.

Medical Malpractice is FUN!

Then there are all the nurses, health care aides and other staff that would have to be in on it as well.

OR, when someone has cancer and they’re given 6 months to live but they get COVID-19 and die in 6 days, they actually did die of COVID-19. No, there isn’t any actual evidence that anyone’s death certificate had COD as COVID-19 when they died in a car accident.

If you believe that, you need your internet privileges taken away.

FOX & CNN in a Secret Love Affair

Let’s Lie for Fun … While Barely Breathing

Bad Things Never Happen

Fact Checks

Pandemics have always and will always be a part of our lives. So every pandemic going forward is due to government control? Really. Every one now? What about all of the pandemics in the past? They just stopped because we’re awesome as a species?

A zebra doesn’t change its stripes so when you say doctors and nurses are intentionally killing people you’re not being smart, you’re being a naive asshole.

Politicians don’t intentionally destroy their re-election chances. Or do they? Pick a side. Either they’re greedy assholes who do everything they can to stay in power or they are part of a global experiment in control and don’t care about their re-election bids.

Experts have been predicting this for decades and WE ignored them. WE elected officials that ignored them. WE were watching Netflix and fucking; decided that the problem was too big to deal with. WE did this. Accept responsibility and be a part of the solution, not the problem. So what’s the play? Experts should stop trying to figure out solutions to possible problems? Great idea! Let’s get all the experts to sit on their hands so we’re really hooped next time. They’re all out to get us anyways, right?

Which is It?

The Western world (at the very least) is completely divided; red and blue. So what? All of a sudden identity politics are out the window and the powers that be agreed to kill hundreds of thousands of people so they could conduct an experiment and track you? I hope you never become a writer because that plot has more holes than the Bible.

All you woke people who know this is fake or not as bad, I ask you this …

When the next major pandemic with a novel virus hits (and it will) are you going to expect science and medicine to have all the answers out of the gate as you have in hindsight with COVID-19?

Are you willing to push your Granny out the door and force her to go out in public despite her compromised immune system?

What do you say about the fact that young people made up 18% of the cases but since the young have gotten fatigued by lockdown and have broken out to parties and bars that the numbers are now at 24%?

You don’t trust the system, right? Medical professionals are trying to kill or chip you at every turn? Fine … right here, right now, are you willing to give up your right to health care?

What do you say about the fact that this has all happened as the experts predicted?

The virus would hit and sweep the world but preventative measures would slow it until they find a vaccine.

If we didn’t take it seriously it would get worse for less-at-risk demographics.

All of that was said prior and all of that has happened.

So THEY made you deny reality and go out?

THEY made going out for drinks a priority over keeping families safe?

THEY did that, huh?

So what rights are you fighting for exactly because if that’s true we already have no free will.

Fight the Ignorant

They are dangerous. They are bored. They are disrespectful to those who are sick. They are going to live to regret their decisions.

Even if 50% of the deaths are somehow fudged that’s still 400,000 deaths. So, I guess my question is how many is too many?

1,000,000

5,000,000

10,000,000

What’s the acceptable amount of human loss before you admit you made a mistake? And remember, the higher the number, the more chances you and yours will die and all you had to do was 3 super-simple, mindless things.

Stay safe, stay distanced, stay masked, stay humble, stay courteous. Because there are people out there that can’t help their situation and we need to be responsible for them.

I find therapy in words. 3 types of articles I write: Life Lessons, What If (fiction meets reality) and Nonsense Listicles.

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